It's been a really LONGGGGG Day!
It's been a really LONGGGG Day. I am too tired to go into details right now, but I will blog it tomorrow. Meanwhile enjoy these you might be a teacher if comments and feel free to add your own. I think I hit all of these at some point today. I added my own comments after the dashes----
You might be a teacher if...
You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free." ---I was thinking more like sucker punch
You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside. ----every month, trust me.
You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card. ----Right next to can't close their mouth!
When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior. ---or run the other way when you see kids
When you mention "vegetables" and you're not talking about a food group. ---- especially at the end of the school year.
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce. ---- they should have to get a doctoral degree before having children.
You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce. ---honestly, this has crossed my mind.
You can't have children of your own, because there is NO name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it.
------ case in point, I used to love the name Joshua. After 2 years with a Joshua in class, my friends named Joshua are lucky I still speak to them or that I haven't given them a new name.---------
Meeting a child's parents INSTANTLY answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?" ----I don't know I single living teacher that hasn't experienced this!
You might be a teacher if...
You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free." ---I was thinking more like sucker punch
You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside. ----every month, trust me.
You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card. ----Right next to can't close their mouth!
When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior. ---or run the other way when you see kids
When you mention "vegetables" and you're not talking about a food group. ---- especially at the end of the school year.
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce. ---- they should have to get a doctoral degree before having children.
You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce. ---honestly, this has crossed my mind.
You can't have children of your own, because there is NO name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it.
------ case in point, I used to love the name Joshua. After 2 years with a Joshua in class, my friends named Joshua are lucky I still speak to them or that I haven't given them a new name.---------
Meeting a child's parents INSTANTLY answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?" ----I don't know I single living teacher that hasn't experienced this!
posted by Becs @ 10:20 PM
2 Comments:
At 9:21 AM,
Julie said…
I've been getting glazed over looks all week too. Annoying! Maybe next week I'll tell them they're vegtables (and not the food group).
At 7:27 PM,
Becs said…
It would work but they have a werid love/hate realtionships with tests and they might just actually think it sounds cool.
I had to take a double look at your name to see who was answering my blog. Nice to know you still exisit cousin. :)
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