Things that should come with warning labels

1. Peanut M&M's ----- may be addictive

2. Students ----won't talk when you need them to, won't shut up when you need them to.

3. Cutesy Movie ---- the awwww factor might make you cry

4. Shoes for a wedding ---- you may never walk again after wearing these

5. A new book ----- do not purchase if you want to go to bed within the next 4 hours

6. TV shows ----- we are going to hook up two characters you don't like together, so don't bother watching. (or in the case of Alias - we are going to kill off the character that was the only reason you started watching the show in the 1st place!!!)

7. Alarm Clocks - when you turn me off, I don't wake you up

8. Spiders - we can move like no ones business when you are trying to squash us

9. Computers - we work when we feel like, don't work when you need us to work the most

10. Parents - we will fly off the handle without warning (as Mark Lowry says, parents should come with a light red light that goes off 10 seconds before ENOUGH!)

more to come.....